Post by Taylorrrr on Dec 10, 2005 14:24:06 GMT -5
''People think we're a big pot-smoking band but I dabbled a lot in speed for a long time. That was the drug of choice where I came from.''
''A lot of people, when they talk to me, I can't wait for them to shut up...Like, Shut, you're a moron. I have nothing to say to you, you know? I'm not trying to enhance the conversation, so shut up.''
Billie on being a sex symbol: ''It's weird, I mean, I consider myself kind of an ugly guy.''
"You think your life is tough? Try being a parent!"
A concert in London 1998: ''Can you play F.O.D.? Ok get up here.
Oh your wearing an Offspring shirt, Well you better take that off before touching any of our guitars. ''
''Never run in the rain with your socks on.''
"Woodstock... To tell you the truth, it was the closest thing to total
chaos I've ever seen in my life. The audience took over everything. "
"Im not going to say anything inspirational; Im just gonna fucking swear a lot."
"Punk rock's dead, and I fucking killed it"
"Theres nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it."
"I want to go home and just go for a long walk. And where I want to go, I have no idea."
"Mistakes are a big part of our sound."
"We're just a silly little band from the Berkeley-Bay area."
VH1's Behind the Music: "We put the fun back in dysfunctional."
VH1's Behind the Music: "You say it to my face, you might be pickin' yourself off the ground."
"I never thought being obnoxious would get me where I am now."
"Throw mud at each other... see how many stupid things you can do to each other all at one time." (At Woodstock)
"All saints are gonna be there? Tre, you might get laid!"
"I came out of the music scene where things are really liberated. I never worried about the way people are supposed to act, so maybe I am a little different. But I don't think I'm crazy. I do some crazy things, I admit that, and I'll probablly do some more crazy things in the future, but people shouldnt't read too much into that."
"I've never had a very high standard of living. Any money I've seen hasn't changed the way I do things at all. The only benefit is that I recently got married, and I can treat my wife the way she deserves to be treated."
"I sound like and Englishman impersonating an American impersonating an Englishman."
"I'm an asshole, I'm a jerk, I'm a twerp, I'm a flea bit butt."
"I'm just the same idiot from Rodeo, CA that I was before Dookie came out.
So if you see me in the street, come by and say hi. I guarantee you I'll say Hi back."
"It's fun until someone gets hurt...then it's halarious."
"They have bad taste. I am NOT a good looking guy."
"When someone is in a car accident and they're driving at 100 mph, drunk, who's tape do you think his listening to at that time? Think about it."
"Aw shit! God damn! Aw shit! Ah fuck! Ah fucking shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck! Stick that up your ass FCC!"
"Apathy ruled, fuck everyone!"
"They sound like Tré choking on a hair ball." (Slipknot)
"The beauty of the punk thing is that everyone has thier own interpretation- like the Bible"
"I think I have a bit of a problem right now. I drink every day and I use it as a crutch to relax me. I'm not abusive, I just think I drink a little too much sometimes."
"Well, you know, I look at myself in the morning and yes, yeah I-I am a God."
"The darkness is coming now god dammit!"
"Alternative? Alternative to what? This is as mainstream as it gets!"
"I couldnt care les if people think I'm insignificant because Im 22 years old. Thats great. We caused a generation gap. Great. Most of the bands around now, I've been playing music longer than they have, and I'm also way younger than they are."
"We've been through alot to get here, but it's been fun."
"What? You can heckle me if you want it's ok I won't understand" (at a foreign concert)
"That's a big guy, much bigger then me. But I'm working on it."
"We're just a silly band called Green Day, and were from no place special, just like no one else on this fucking planet."
"Ummmm butt plug"
"Are you canadian? Oh, okay, 'cause you're sure as hell acting like one right now."
"I think the little bush is a bit stupid and more or less the puppet of his old man."
"That's a fat dude man... it's like woah watch out!"
"My mom was from Oklahoma, hence the name Billie Joe...It's not William Joseph it's just Billie Joe."
"Yeah fuck me I wish all of you could fuck me."
"School is practice for the future and practice makes perfect and nobodies perfect, so why practice?"
"This song's off our album. It's called Kerplunk. It's kind of in line with the shit thing, ya know, it's like you take a dookie and it kerplunks in the toilet."
"Our 'Waiting' video was totally a failure. MTV doesn't show any videos anymore. If we had a booty video - if we had, like, McG, with girls shaking their ass in the video -- it would probably get played. Actually, I am just really bitter right now."
"This song is about forgetting what you're gonna say becasue of heavy drug abuse."
"I fucking hate Lynyrd Skynyrd, I've always hated Lynyrd Skynyrd. Fuckin' backwards ass hillbilly shit."
"Aw shit! It's Ka Ka! Poo Poo! Shit! Its shit! Its shit! Shit... I hate god SHIT!"
"Im a fucking idiot."
"A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over the garbage can and says 'That's Punk?', and I say 'No that's trendy!''
"It's my fucking life and you know what nobody invited you...so there's the door...see ya!"
"I wanna be your dog.. woov woov wovv wovv (etc) Bow wow wow yippe yo yippe yay"
"Practice makes perfect but nobody's perfect so why practice?"
"Just about 99% of the population masturbates while the other 1%, lie about it."
"Minority is about being an individual. It's like you have to sift through the darkness to find your place and be that individual you want to be your entire life."
"One day we'll either get kicked in the face, or get handed a big gold record. Either way it's going to be really shocking."
"Do you have a problem? I have a gun. I'll shoot you. No problem."
"I always thought anger was a lot more interesting than feeling good about yourself"
"I don't know....nevermind!"
"It's always Tre's fault!!!"
''A lot of people, when they talk to me, I can't wait for them to shut up...Like, Shut, you're a moron. I have nothing to say to you, you know? I'm not trying to enhance the conversation, so shut up.''
Billie on being a sex symbol: ''It's weird, I mean, I consider myself kind of an ugly guy.''
"You think your life is tough? Try being a parent!"
A concert in London 1998: ''Can you play F.O.D.? Ok get up here.
Oh your wearing an Offspring shirt, Well you better take that off before touching any of our guitars. ''
''Never run in the rain with your socks on.''
"Woodstock... To tell you the truth, it was the closest thing to total
chaos I've ever seen in my life. The audience took over everything. "
"Im not going to say anything inspirational; Im just gonna fucking swear a lot."
"Punk rock's dead, and I fucking killed it"
"Theres nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it."
"I want to go home and just go for a long walk. And where I want to go, I have no idea."
"Mistakes are a big part of our sound."
"We're just a silly little band from the Berkeley-Bay area."
VH1's Behind the Music: "We put the fun back in dysfunctional."
VH1's Behind the Music: "You say it to my face, you might be pickin' yourself off the ground."
"I never thought being obnoxious would get me where I am now."
"Throw mud at each other... see how many stupid things you can do to each other all at one time." (At Woodstock)
"All saints are gonna be there? Tre, you might get laid!"
"I came out of the music scene where things are really liberated. I never worried about the way people are supposed to act, so maybe I am a little different. But I don't think I'm crazy. I do some crazy things, I admit that, and I'll probablly do some more crazy things in the future, but people shouldnt't read too much into that."
"I've never had a very high standard of living. Any money I've seen hasn't changed the way I do things at all. The only benefit is that I recently got married, and I can treat my wife the way she deserves to be treated."
"I sound like and Englishman impersonating an American impersonating an Englishman."
"I'm an asshole, I'm a jerk, I'm a twerp, I'm a flea bit butt."
"I'm just the same idiot from Rodeo, CA that I was before Dookie came out.
So if you see me in the street, come by and say hi. I guarantee you I'll say Hi back."
"It's fun until someone gets hurt...then it's halarious."
"They have bad taste. I am NOT a good looking guy."
"When someone is in a car accident and they're driving at 100 mph, drunk, who's tape do you think his listening to at that time? Think about it."
"Aw shit! God damn! Aw shit! Ah fuck! Ah fucking shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck! Stick that up your ass FCC!"
"Apathy ruled, fuck everyone!"
"They sound like Tré choking on a hair ball." (Slipknot)
"The beauty of the punk thing is that everyone has thier own interpretation- like the Bible"
"I think I have a bit of a problem right now. I drink every day and I use it as a crutch to relax me. I'm not abusive, I just think I drink a little too much sometimes."
"Well, you know, I look at myself in the morning and yes, yeah I-I am a God."
"The darkness is coming now god dammit!"
"Alternative? Alternative to what? This is as mainstream as it gets!"
"I couldnt care les if people think I'm insignificant because Im 22 years old. Thats great. We caused a generation gap. Great. Most of the bands around now, I've been playing music longer than they have, and I'm also way younger than they are."
"We've been through alot to get here, but it's been fun."
"What? You can heckle me if you want it's ok I won't understand" (at a foreign concert)
"That's a big guy, much bigger then me. But I'm working on it."
"We're just a silly band called Green Day, and were from no place special, just like no one else on this fucking planet."
"Ummmm butt plug"
"Are you canadian? Oh, okay, 'cause you're sure as hell acting like one right now."
"I think the little bush is a bit stupid and more or less the puppet of his old man."
"That's a fat dude man... it's like woah watch out!"
"My mom was from Oklahoma, hence the name Billie Joe...It's not William Joseph it's just Billie Joe."
"Yeah fuck me I wish all of you could fuck me."
"School is practice for the future and practice makes perfect and nobodies perfect, so why practice?"
"This song's off our album. It's called Kerplunk. It's kind of in line with the shit thing, ya know, it's like you take a dookie and it kerplunks in the toilet."
"Our 'Waiting' video was totally a failure. MTV doesn't show any videos anymore. If we had a booty video - if we had, like, McG, with girls shaking their ass in the video -- it would probably get played. Actually, I am just really bitter right now."
"This song is about forgetting what you're gonna say becasue of heavy drug abuse."
"I fucking hate Lynyrd Skynyrd, I've always hated Lynyrd Skynyrd. Fuckin' backwards ass hillbilly shit."
"Aw shit! It's Ka Ka! Poo Poo! Shit! Its shit! Its shit! Shit... I hate god SHIT!"
"Im a fucking idiot."
"A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over the garbage can and says 'That's Punk?', and I say 'No that's trendy!''
"It's my fucking life and you know what nobody invited you...so there's the door...see ya!"
"I wanna be your dog.. woov woov wovv wovv (etc) Bow wow wow yippe yo yippe yay"
"Practice makes perfect but nobody's perfect so why practice?"
"Just about 99% of the population masturbates while the other 1%, lie about it."
"Minority is about being an individual. It's like you have to sift through the darkness to find your place and be that individual you want to be your entire life."
"One day we'll either get kicked in the face, or get handed a big gold record. Either way it's going to be really shocking."
"Do you have a problem? I have a gun. I'll shoot you. No problem."
"I always thought anger was a lot more interesting than feeling good about yourself"
"I don't know....nevermind!"
"It's always Tre's fault!!!"
lmao I'd scream it back to him too!!!