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Post by Taylorrrr on Jan 18, 2006 18:15:34 GMT -5
thsi shall be short
Billie joe: hi...wanna..whoa you ok!? Taylor: *dies*
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Post by stars mystify on Jan 18, 2006 18:18:39 GMT -5
Yeah!!! He just walks up to me and I die....
Billie: *walks by waving to the ppl in the crowd* Me: B-B-B-iiiiillie...................................... Billie: *stops to stare at the hypervenalating girl* Uh.... you alright? Me: B-B-B-B.... Billie: Um... Me: Look behind you!!! Billie: WHAT? Me: *lunges ontop of him*
;D
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Post by Taylorrrr on Jan 18, 2006 18:25:22 GMT -5
yahhh!!!! i know i know
BIllie: Opens door Me: errrmmm...hiii..i just came by to see if your door opened right....looks fine! *runs* Billie: OK?! ~~~~~~~~ Recording studio
Mike: heyy billie theres someone at the window Billie: what the... Me: HI!!!! YOUR WINDOW WORKS TOO!!!! I LOVE..hey noo!!! im not heyy!!!! *gets dragged away by securtiy* ~~~~~~~~~ Resturant
Me: hiii!!! ill be your waitress...hey why do you look so scared ??...hello? BILLIE: GAHHHH!!! GO AWAY!!! *RUNS*
IM A STALKER
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Post by Veggi Girl on Jan 18, 2006 18:33:37 GMT -5
LOL! YES! AN ACTUAL FANFIC BOARD! THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!
Me: *dancing with the life-size cut-out of Billie that I saw and wish I had* Billie: Ummm... Should I leave you two alone? Me: B-Bi-Bill-Billie!!!! Billie: Um. Yeah. Tré: AND TRE! Me: Tré? Tré: *pops out of no where* I'M HERE! THE FUN CAN BEGIN! Mike: *pops out from behind Tré* Not without me it can't! Me: Mike?!?!?!?! Billie: Ummm... are you gonna let go of that cardboard cut-out of me? Me: *evil smile* Billie: *to Mike and Tré* That wasn't a good question was it? Me: *Jumps on Billie and starts ripping off his shirt* Tré: Sure, go ahead. *wink and me and then Mike* Mike: Yeah, *wink and Billie* We'll take turns! ~~~~Muahahahaha! What happend? lol~~~~
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Post by Taylorrrr on Jan 18, 2006 18:41:26 GMT -5
ha ha lemme try
Taylor: oh my goshness i love billie joe ha ha ha ha ha Billie: you do now do you? TAylor: oh my god why are you here!? how long have you been here!? HOW ARE YOU HERE!? Billie: i flew? Taylor: wowwww!!!!!...please teach me your ways Tre: I shall! oH me me me...now you just... Mike: now thats ok..tre you cant fly Tre: fun ruiner...*sulks* Billie: eh? TAylor: wow i love your face Billie: i know..pretty hott huh! Taylor: can i touch it? Billie: hey wait thats not my face!!! whoa what are you doing...hey...now..whoaa!!!! STORY ENDS HE HE HE
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Post by Veggi Girl on Jan 18, 2006 18:46:56 GMT -5
LMAO! Wow... "can I touch it?" lol. I love that!
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Post by stars mystify on Jan 18, 2006 20:32:24 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Can I touch it? " classic!!! lol Me: *home alone singing Green Day songs to self* Bille: *walks through the front door* Uh... where are we??? Mike: *pops head in door* Uh... I have absolutely no idea. Tré: Well lets go in!!! *runs into my house* Me: *freezes and listens* Billie: So... I think we're somewhere in the middle of no-where... Mike: Appears so Tré: You think they got any beer here?? Billie: Lets check! It looks like no ones home.. Me: *finally realizes Green Day is in my house... LOOKING FOR BEER!!!!* Mike: Heyy... did you hear that...? Billie: *listens* What the fuck am I listening for??? Tré: *looks up from rumaging though the fridge* I hear it!!! Someones here!!!! Billie: Shit... Me: *tip-toes into kitchen... unseen* Billie: What should we do??? Mike: We better get out of here! Tré: What about the beer? Billie: Just grab a few and lets get the fuck out of here!!! Mike: Um... Billie, Tré...? I think someone knows we're here.... Me: *staring in awe at the sight of Mike, Billie and Tré.* Billie: *nervously* Hiiiii there.... Mike: We're just gonna be leaving now... Me: B-B-B.... M-M-M.... T-T-T... Billie: *looks at Mike and Tré puzzled* What is she saying...? Mike: I think shes trying to say Billie, Mike and Tré... Tré: *begins to drink beer* Me: I love you.............................. *stares at them with a huge smile* Billie: Grrrrrreat.... *whispers* I think we got a problem guys... Mike: Um... yeah. Just a little. Tré: *continues to drink beer* Me: *evil look settles on face* You're not going anywhere my little pumpkin pies... Billie: Aw fuck... Mike: That does not sound good. Tré: *hiccup* Sorry I'm going wayyyyyyyyyyy too long. lol
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Post by ilovejon on Jan 19, 2006 15:24:10 GMT -5
lmao. those are hilarious.
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Post by Veggi Girl on Jan 19, 2006 18:37:12 GMT -5
lol. Tré drinking beer... It's funny because I can see him going through my frige and pulling out like, five bottles of beer and when my mom walks in he'd be like "What? I didn't take it ALL!" ok... mine... lol. *get's typing fingers ready* (lol... as if I have more than one set of fingers)
Me: *In the backyard singing and dancing to Green Day music* Tré, Mike, Billie: *walk up my lonely road! lol* Billie: I think we can go back now. *hears my dog barking* Umm, yeah, we can go back. Mike: *turns around and gets ready to run but...* Me: WAIT! Tré: *stares at me because I'm wearing my t-shirt of Green Day that makes him look stoned* Hey, that's not a bad picture! Billie: Ummm, is that dog going to attack us? Me: Not if she stays inside. Mike: *sigh of relief* Ok, um, who are you? Me: Aa- As-... *looks around blankly trying to remember my name* Oh! I'm Amber! That's it. Right... Ok, yeah. Amber. Tré: *moving up to me to see the back of my t-shirt* really, I'm beautiful. Mike, you're not that bad either. Ooo! Billie! Look at your face! All serious. Me: *not breathing because Tré is touching my shirt* Billie: Ok, we got the fuckin' point. You're beautiful. Now, where are we? Mike: Well, I would assume we're at... *pause*... You said your name was Amber right? Me: *nods, Tré still touching my shirt* Mike: Amber's house. Billie: Well, I figured that much. *pulls Tré away from me* Sorry, he gets weird when he sees his own face. Me: *pulls Tré back* Tré: See! She likes it! Billie: *rolls eyes at Tré* I warn you, um, Amber right? He's not gonna stop for a while. Me: *thinking, Oh my God! They remembered my name* Billie: *still hears dog barking* Are you sure we're ok out here? Mike: Yeah, that dog sounds like a killer. Me: She doesn't like guys. Tré: *looking at my shirt and making faces like it's a mirror* Then what's the problem... Oh, right... we're guys... My Mom: Fine! But I'm not letting you in for a while *dog runs outside* Me: RUN! *runs to open my car door for Tré, Billie, and Mike* You'll be safe in here! *They all get in my car* Mike: *sees Green Day pictures everywhere* Wow... um, you're one of those insane fans aren't you? Tré: I like insane. Me: I guess. Billie: Well, there's nothing wrong with that. *pause* Why are we sitting in the car waiting to be eaten by your dog? Me: I can drive somewhere if you like. Tré: HOTEL ROOM! NOW!
ok... wow... didn't know how to end it... I need to come up with something better later. lol
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Post by stars mystify on Jan 20, 2006 15:04:54 GMT -5
Oooo!!! I luv it! What kind of dog do you have??? lol
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Post by Veggi Girl on Jan 20, 2006 19:08:24 GMT -5
I have 4. a lab,terrier mix, a pure bred black lab, and two black lab, husky, and some sort of small dog(I can't remember which breed lol) mixes
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Post by stars mystify on Jan 20, 2006 19:11:53 GMT -5
I have a full grown, male, Saint Bernard, so that is a dog to be scared of. lol
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Post by Veggi Girl on Jan 20, 2006 20:51:43 GMT -5
lol. well, my dog from the story (the lab,terrier mix [she's a creamish white color]) Would bite off your head if you messed with me... well, actually, she'd bite your head off if I tryied hurting you too... she's protective.
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Post by ilovejon on Jan 21, 2006 9:48:13 GMT -5
Me: *trys to touch Billies hair* Billie: what the fuck?! Me: Billie Spoke! *faints*
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Post by stars mystify on Jan 21, 2006 10:12:20 GMT -5
HE SPEAKS!!! *swoons* lmao Thats great!!
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