My Green Day story...

[stars mystify]

Ok so... this is what has happened so far...

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Me: *home alone singing Green Day songs to self*
Bille: *walks through the front door* Uh... where are we???
Mike: *pops head in door* Uh... I have absolutely no idea.
Tré: Well lets go in!!! *runs into my house*
Me: *freezes and listens*
Billie: So... I think we're somewhere in the middle of no-where...
Mike: Appears so
Tré: You think they got any beer here??
Billie: Lets check! It looks like no ones home..
Me: *finally realizes Green Day is in my house... LOOKING FOR BEER!!!!*
Mike: Heyy... did you hear that...?
Billie: *listens* What the fuck am I listening for???
Tré: *looks up from rumaging though the fridge* I hear it!!! Someones here!!!!
Billie: Shit...
Me: *tip-toes into kitchen... unseen*
Billie: What should we do???
Mike: We better get out of here!
Tré: What about the beer?
Billie: Just grab a few and lets get the fuck out of here!!!
Mike: Um... Billie, Tré...? I think someone knows we're here....
Me: *staring in awe at the sight of Mike, Billie and Tré.*
Billie: *nervously* Hiiiii there....
Mike: We're just gonna be leaving now...
Me: B-B-B.... M-M-M.... T-T-T...
Billie: *looks at Mike and Tré puzzled* What is she saying...?
Mike: I think shes trying to say Billie, Mike and Tré...
Tré: *begins to drink beer*
Me: I love you.............................. *stares at them with a huge smile*
Billie: Grrrrrreat.... *whispers* I think we got a problem guys...
Mike: Um... yeah. Just a little.
Tré: *continues to drink beer*
Me: *evil look settles on face* You're not going anywhere my little pumpkin pies...
Billie: Aw fuck...
Mike: That does not sound good.
Tré: *hiccup*

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Billie: Heyyyy there... um... you see... we really haveta get goi-
Me: *grabs Billie's butt and kisses him passionatly*
Mike: Um...
Tré: *opens new beer bottle*
Billie: *somehow manages to pry me off of his face* HOLY FUCK!!!!
Me: *licks lips*
Billie: Guys... I am fearing for our... safety right now...
Mike: I'm beginning to as well... *begins to back away from me slowly*
Tré: *drinks beer*
Billie: *whispering to Mike* Distract her and I'll run...
Mike: Okay... heyyyyy!!!
Billie: Okay, okay... distract her for a second while I think of a plan...
Me: What are you two so... *gets real close and personal to them* secretive about....?
Mike: *gulp*
Billie: Hiii hun... um... we were just... just....
Tré: We weres jusht talkin 'bout how much *hiccup* fun we're all gonna be havin'! *hiccup*
Me: *all cheery* OH GOOD! ;D
Billie: *slaps forehead* Why... of all times Tré, did you HAVE to get drunk now???
Tré: *finishes off fifth beer*
Mike: We're doomed...

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Will Billie lose all control and go crazy???
Will Mike ever look on the bright side???
And will Tré EVER stop drinking???
Tré: *hiccup* I don't *hiccup* think so!
Okkk.... tune in next time!!!

[SirRandomness]

LOL!!! ur soo funny

[stars mystify]

;D Thank you ~§k¥ÐøGG~! I'll post some more tomorrow. I gotta go flat iron my hair. I hate having curly/frizzy hair.

[stars mystify]

Previously... Mike had begun to lose all hope of ever escaping this insane girl's house, Billie's temper was beginning to build... and... well, Tré was getting... uh... drunk. Now, let's see how things are going...

Billie: *massages forehead*
Mike: *nearly in tears*
Tré: *hiccup*
Me: *stares at Green Day with a huge smile, then grabs rope from out of the kitchen closet.* Now... I don't want my little suger cakes getting away... so... *pounces on top of them and ties them all together tightly*
Billie: Aw damnit!!!!
Mike: It's hopeless.
Tré: WeEeEeEeEe!!!
Me: Now don't you go anywhere!! I'll be right back! *prances away humming to self*
Billie: Now what?
Mike: We're stuck here... forever...
Billie: MIKE! We are going to get out of here! We just... need to get out of this rope. I mean, there's three of us... and one of her... think about it!!!
Tré: *licks lips* The beer is gone...
Billie: Yeah no shit you drunk whore!!!
Mike: Exactly.... one of HER.
Billie: Yeah...
Mike: Do you not get it? Shes a woman. And obviously she feels... physical attraction to us... and... you know what that means...
Billie: We're powerless...
Mike: Exactly.
Billie: So... what are we supposed to do? Just let her screw the life out of us?
Mike: I guess so...
Tré: *Zzzzz*
Billie: WAKE UP DAMNIT!!!!!!
Tré: WHY IS THE RUM GONE???
Mike: Oh dear lord in heaven....
Billie: We have to get control over ourselves!!!! Now, she has to untie us eventually... right? Once she does, somehow we have to escape.
Mike: And how exactly?
Billie: Well, instead of being so god damn negative you could try and help me think of a plan!!!!
Mike: I am not being negative!!!! I'm just saying that there probably is no hope of ever escaping!!!
Billie: Oh and thats not negative???
Tré: Do me like a rat does cheese....
Billie: YOU ARE ALL INSANE BASTERDS!!!!!!!
Mike: AND WHAT ARE YOU??
Me: What is all the fighting about... *walks in with barely anything on*
Billie: We're doomed...
Mike: You said it...
Tré: *stares into space blankly*

Okkkk......... so....
Will Mike and Billie ever make up and stop being so gosh darn negative???
Will Tré ever get a clue???
Are we all insane???
Tune in next time!!!!!!

[stars mystify]

Previously... Mike and Billie were neck and neck with each other...
Tré was... drunk/confused...
And I was getting ready to have some fun with the boyz!

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Me:*walks over to Billie, Mike and Tré*
Billie: Oh no...
Mike: Should we just give in?
Billie: We already have...
Tré: *whisteles tune to self*
Me: Now... who shall be my first... *licks lips* victom...
Billie: *closes eyes and prays*
Mike: *crosses fingers*
Tré: Doo, dee dooooo....
Me: Mike... *gets real close to Mike*
Mike: Hiii there....
Billie: Heh-heh....
Mike: Shut up! You could be next! *whispering*
Me: *unties Mike and grips him around the waist tightly*
Mike: *gulp*
Billie: Have fun you two!
Me: Oh... we will...
Mike: *laughs nervously to self*
Billie: Ok, Tré, you need to get yourself together so we can think of a way to escape!!! We could be next!!!
Tré: Next for what?
Billie: Next to be... uh...
Tré: Yeah....?
Billie: Let me put it this way.... you do not want to be next... alright?
Tré: *thinks to self then finally says...* Does it have anything to do with sex?
Billie: Yes, Tré, it has to do with... sex.
Tré: Then what the hell are we waiting for??
Billie: Tré!!!! SHUT UP!!!! *attempts to kick him*
Tré: I WANT MY TURN!!!!!!!!!!!
Billie: Tré, if you don't shut up I will hurt you... baddly...
Tré: *unties ropes*
Billie: *jaw drops* HOW THE HELL DID YOU UNTIE US??
Tré: It's a secret...
Billie: So, what you're saying is, this whole time we were tied up, you could've easily untied us?
Tré: Yeah!
Billie: Then why the hell didn't you??
Tré: Because I was too drunk... DUH!
Billie: And what are you now???
Tré: It takes a while for the beer to settle. But I'm set now. ;D
Billie: *puts hands in the position to strangle someone, but then calms self down* Ok, ok... I am going to keep control of myself... now... we have to get out of here. But first... wait... why is it so quiet?
Tré: Didn't they go down that hallway? *points down dark, candle lit hallway*
Billie: Shit, they did.... didn't they?
Tré: *begins to walk down hallway*
Billie: For some reason... I have a feeling we won't be leaving this place for a while...

Uh-oh... I think the guys are in for a bit of a surprise!!
Okk... so!
What has become of Mike?
What will happen to Billie and Tré?
What exactly is down that dark candle lit hallway???
Find out next time! ;D

[Veggi Girl]

LMFAO!!!! I'm gonna make one tonight... sometime... but I think I'm gonna start it with one of my previous ones. lol... Great story... I'm literally laughing my ass off.

[stars mystify]

Well I am happy that it is funny! I will have more up tomorrow! ;D

[Veggi Girl]

yay! I can't wait! this is fun. I like writing these things.

[Taylorrrr]

coooolllsss...i think we've all let go of ages......except for me....they fall for my adorableness since im too young to have a relationship ;D

[stars mystify]

So0o0o... previously I had kidnapped Mike and brought him down a dark candle lit hallway, and Billie and Tré decided to come find us... let's see how things go...

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Billie: *whispering* Now, Tré, I'm gonna need you to be really qui- *looks around to find that Tré is gone...* Aw shit...
Billie: *stops and looks around calling Tré's name as quietly as possible* Tré!!! Tré!!! Come out! I'm friggin serious... this is not funny... get your ass out here.... AHHHHHHH!
Me: There you are my little powder puff! *appears out of no where scaring Billie half to death*
Billie: W-Where'd you come from...? *backs away slowly, beginning to fear for his life*
Me: *smiles seductivly* I've been looking for you...
Billie: Where's Mike and Tré?
Me: Oh they're safe...
Billie: Safe.... where?
Me: Don't worry about them... *licks lips*
Billie *thinks to self: I should be worrying about myself!!!!*
Me: *grabs Billie's waist tightly*
Billie: Ok... yeah um... I'm... not so sure... ok, stop... heyyyy!
Me: *pinches his butt and giggles to self*
Billie: *slaps my hands away*
Me: *tears building up in eyes*
Billie: Ok... now don't cry... please... no...
Me: *bursts out into tears* BILLIE HATES ME!!!!!
Billie: Oh shit...
Me: *runs down hallway and slams door*
Billie: WAIT! *runs after me and tries to open door*
Mike: Billie??
Billie: MIKE? Where are you? *looks around*
Mike: I'm in a closet... locked in... get me out!!!
Billie: Um... there are like 20 doors... mind tellin' me which one you're in???
Mike: This one!
Billie: That helps
Tré: Heyyy... Billie! Mike!
Billie: Why the fuck did you leave me Tré?
Tré: I saw beer!
Billie: Oh of course, I should've known...
Mike: Hey, Billie. She's gonna be comin' back soon... and from what I heard... she didn't sound too happy.
Tré: Yeahh what'd you do to her?
Billie: What did I do to her? I did nothing! She tried to... sexually herass me!!! Where are you anyway Tré...?
Tré: *walks up behind Billie* Right here!
Billie: AHHH! GOD DAMNIT! *tries to regain control of himself*
Mike: Look... guys, could you PLEASE get me out of here???
Tré: Oh sure! *opens random door*
Mike: How'd you know it was this door?
Tré: Lucky guess...?
Billie: *is beginning to lose all control*

Soooooooo....
What will become of Billie? Will he finally completely lose it???
What has become of Me? Or... Emily!
Find out next time!!

[Taylorrrr]

wow..thats awsome.... ;D

[Veggi Girl]

lol. It just gets funnier... This should be a movie!

[Taylorrrr]

i knoW!! I CANT STOP LAUGHING! ;D

[Veggi Girl]

lol. It's great! I'm not that funny... I can write drama though... I can occasionally get something funny in there... but not like that!

[stars mystify]

;D

Previously.... Billie was beginning to really lose his cool... if he ever had it...
Billie: Heyyyy!
Sorry! And I had dissapeared without a trace! *cue spooky music*
Billie: No... you went into that room *points* I saw.
Shut up! I'm the narrator and in the story, so I have power over everything you do! So... you better be nice to me!
Billie: Fine! Jees...
Ok... back to the story!

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Billie: *deep breaths* Okay... we're all here... we're all alive... and hopefully all of us have had our pants on at all times... *looks at Mike*
Mike: Yep! *pats the his hip*
Billie: Good... Tré...?
Tré: *whistling to self* I was all by myself!!!!
Billie: Yeah... that's kinda what I figured...
Mike: So... where or what do we do or go... or... ah! I'm confusing myself!!!
Billie: Leave the intense thinking to me... *pats Mike on back*
Mike: *hits his hand away* And what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Billie: You know very well what it means!
Mike: You're saying I'm dumb aren't you?
Billie: Wow... you figured it out all on your own!! *claps sarcastically*
Mike: You asswhole!!!!!! *punches Billie in face*
Billie: AHHHHHHH! *falls to ground in pain*
Tré: Mike!!!!!
Mike: Shit... Billie! I'm so sorry! I really didn't mean to actually... hit you!
Billie: My nose!! *covers nose*
Mike: Billie, let me see it...
Billie: NO! *nurses his nose*
Mike: Billie... let me see it... I haveta see how bad it is! Move your hands now!
Billie: Fine! *moves hand away*
Mike: AHHH!! *shields eyes*
Billie: *covers nose back up with his hands* WHAT??? How bad is it???
Mike: Oh... it's hideous!!!
Billie: NOO!!! You basterd!!! You broke my nose!!!! *nearly in tears*
Mike: HAHAHA! I'm just jokin' Billie! It's nothing more than a bloody nose!
Billie: *glares at Mike*
Mike: Now... Billie, don't do anything you're gonna regret... *backs away from Billie slowly*
Billie: *stands up and wipes blood onto his pants*
Tré: Billie....
Billie: GET OVER HERE YOU MOTHER-FUCKER!!!!!!!! *chases Mike down the hallway*
Mike: Tré!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs as fast as he can*
Tré: Um... Billie! Uh... stop!
Mike: Oh yeah that's gonna stop him!!!!!!!
Billie: HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! *points at Mike* JUST kidding!!!!!!!!!!!
Mike: *looks at Billie puzzled*
Billie: You fell for it! You should've seen your face!!! You were SOO scared!! *laughs hysterically*
Mike: Ok fine Billie! We're even!
Tré: You two are acting like immature children!
Billie & Mike: HUH???
Tré: Here we are stuck at this place... with some girl trying to get us, and you two are fighting! I'm absolutely disgusted!
Billie: Who are you and what did you do with Tré?
Mike: ....

So... that was a little weird...
Has Tré turned over a new leaf and is now... mature???
Have Billie and Mike really stopped fighting??? And will they adopt the fine ways of their civilized friend Tré?
Billie & Mike: Heyyy!!
Sorry, but it's true!
Tune in next time!!!