Post by Veggi Girl on Feb 19, 2006 20:41:55 GMT -5
Mike: *looking at the map* Ok, I found where we are.
Me: Ok. Where are we?
Mike: We're in Indianna.
Billie: How did we end up in Indianna?
Mike: Beats me.
Tré: Who cares? We know where we are!
Me: And, we've only got a quarter a tank left of gas.
Billie: Mike, will that get us to the next gas station?
Mike: It should.
Me: Ok, which way?
Mike: Left.
Tré: Why's it alwasy left?
Billie: What's always left?
Tré: That's the way we turned to get to the highway.
Mike: When in doubt, choose left.
Me: Why not right?
Mike: Left seems to work.
Billie: I'm going back to sleep. Wake me up when we get to the gas station.
Me: Ok.
*Billie and Mike go back to sleep and we've been on the highway a while.*
Tré: *tries to turn on the radio* It doesn't work.
Me: Why are we JUST now trying the radio?
Tré: Ummm... I'm not sure.
Me: Well, I guess if it doesn't work it doesn't matter.
Tré: Right. So I'm gonna sing.
Me: Ummm... Ok. You do that. Just don't wake Billie and Mike up.
Tré: I was alone! I was all by myself!
Me: Why that song?
Tré: I don't know. Is it bad?
Me: No. I was just wondering.
Tré: It's the first thing that popped into my head.
Me: Oh, that makes sense... kinda...
Tré: No one was looking!
Me: I see the gas station!
Tré: Yay!
Me: Guys, wake up.
Billie and Mike: Wha?
Tré: We're at the gas station.
Billie: Oh, good.
Mike: I vote Billie pumps the gas.
Billie: Fine. Then Mike gets to pay for it.
Mike: Fine. We need a new map anyway.
Me: Where are we going?
Tré: We have a concert in Ohio.
Me: I thought you were just tellng Ben that.
Mike: Nope. We really have a concert. It's just, in a few weeks.
Billie: So, it wasn't the complete truth.
Me: You guys are good.
Billie: Yeah, you learn things like that when you don't want to stay somewhere.
Mike: It's kinda evil. But it works.
Billie: *pumps gas*
Mike: How much are you putting in?
Tré: Fill 'er up!
Billie: We better, just in case we get lost again.
*Mike goes inside*
Me: Why are you guys touring in a car with no roof?
Tré: Technically, we're not on tour.
Me: Then, what are you on?
Billie: *starts to name drugs but is cutt off by Tré*
Tré: We just schedualed a few things ourselves.
Me: Oh, so, how does that pull the car into the picture?
Billie: We didn't want to take a bus. *gets done pumping gas*
Tré: Do some things ourselves.
Mike: *comes back*
Me: Ooo! Look at the new map.
Mike: Yeah, shiney.
Billie: It's lamenated!
Tré: Why?
*Billie takes keys and me and Tré get in back seat and Mike gets in front with Billie*
Mike: It was the only one they had.
Me: Ok. To where?
Billie: Ohio!
Tré: OHIO!
Me: *to Tré* Sometimes, you scare me.
Tré: Yeah, but you love me.
Me: God help me but I do.
Mike: Awww, they used the "L" word.
Billie: Disgusting.
Me: Billie, don't you love Adie?
Billie: Oh yeah, I have a wife.
Me: You forgot your wife?
Billie: I didn't forget her, I just, didn't remember saying anything to her.
Mike: Oh come on. You tell her you love her all the time.
Billie: I do not.
Tré: Do too.
Billie: No I don't.
Mike: Yes, yes he does.
Billie: Fine. I do. Are you happy?
Me: Very.
Billie: Good.
Me: *smiles*
Me: Ok. Where are we?
Mike: We're in Indianna.
Billie: How did we end up in Indianna?
Mike: Beats me.
Tré: Who cares? We know where we are!
Me: And, we've only got a quarter a tank left of gas.
Billie: Mike, will that get us to the next gas station?
Mike: It should.
Me: Ok, which way?
Mike: Left.
Tré: Why's it alwasy left?
Billie: What's always left?
Tré: That's the way we turned to get to the highway.
Mike: When in doubt, choose left.
Me: Why not right?
Mike: Left seems to work.
Billie: I'm going back to sleep. Wake me up when we get to the gas station.
Me: Ok.
*Billie and Mike go back to sleep and we've been on the highway a while.*
Tré: *tries to turn on the radio* It doesn't work.
Me: Why are we JUST now trying the radio?
Tré: Ummm... I'm not sure.
Me: Well, I guess if it doesn't work it doesn't matter.
Tré: Right. So I'm gonna sing.
Me: Ummm... Ok. You do that. Just don't wake Billie and Mike up.
Tré: I was alone! I was all by myself!
Me: Why that song?
Tré: I don't know. Is it bad?
Me: No. I was just wondering.
Tré: It's the first thing that popped into my head.
Me: Oh, that makes sense... kinda...
Tré: No one was looking!
Me: I see the gas station!
Tré: Yay!
Me: Guys, wake up.
Billie and Mike: Wha?
Tré: We're at the gas station.
Billie: Oh, good.
Mike: I vote Billie pumps the gas.
Billie: Fine. Then Mike gets to pay for it.
Mike: Fine. We need a new map anyway.
Me: Where are we going?
Tré: We have a concert in Ohio.
Me: I thought you were just tellng Ben that.
Mike: Nope. We really have a concert. It's just, in a few weeks.
Billie: So, it wasn't the complete truth.
Me: You guys are good.
Billie: Yeah, you learn things like that when you don't want to stay somewhere.
Mike: It's kinda evil. But it works.
Billie: *pumps gas*
Mike: How much are you putting in?
Tré: Fill 'er up!
Billie: We better, just in case we get lost again.
*Mike goes inside*
Me: Why are you guys touring in a car with no roof?
Tré: Technically, we're not on tour.
Me: Then, what are you on?
Billie: *starts to name drugs but is cutt off by Tré*
Tré: We just schedualed a few things ourselves.
Me: Oh, so, how does that pull the car into the picture?
Billie: We didn't want to take a bus. *gets done pumping gas*
Tré: Do some things ourselves.
Mike: *comes back*
Me: Ooo! Look at the new map.
Mike: Yeah, shiney.
Billie: It's lamenated!
Tré: Why?
*Billie takes keys and me and Tré get in back seat and Mike gets in front with Billie*
Mike: It was the only one they had.
Me: Ok. To where?
Billie: Ohio!
Tré: OHIO!
Me: *to Tré* Sometimes, you scare me.
Tré: Yeah, but you love me.
Me: God help me but I do.
Mike: Awww, they used the "L" word.
Billie: Disgusting.
Me: Billie, don't you love Adie?
Billie: Oh yeah, I have a wife.
Me: You forgot your wife?
Billie: I didn't forget her, I just, didn't remember saying anything to her.
Mike: Oh come on. You tell her you love her all the time.
Billie: I do not.
Tré: Do too.
Billie: No I don't.
Mike: Yes, yes he does.
Billie: Fine. I do. Are you happy?
Me: Very.
Billie: Good.
Me: *smiles*