*Taylor's gone? And wow, Tré's in high heels. And Mike and vegetables... and Joey and Billie father - son talking... ha ha... what?*
Billie: *still on the phone with Tré* Ok, just calm down. Where are you?
Tré: *not calming down* In an angry mob!
Amber: Oh great.
Billie: Amber, Tré does NOT need that right now.
Amber: An angry mob shouldn't be too difficult to find. Tell him we're on our way. *grabs jacket and walks out the door*
Billie: What about Jakob and Joey?
Amber: Have Mike watch them. He's not doing anything. I'm NOT staying here again.
Billie: Ummm... Ok. Mike... Watch the kids. *to Tré on the phone* Amber and I are on our way.
*Both Tré and Billie hang up*
*Amber and Billie run up to the angry mob*
Amber: We should have brought Mike's potato.
Billie: This is NOT time for jokes!
Amber: SORRY!
*Billie and Amber find Tré*
Tré: Thank God you're both here. But, Am, you should be watching Joey and Jakob.
Amber: Mike's doing that.
Billie: Which way did Taylor go?
Tré: Ummm, that way I think. *points in direction*
Amber: YOU THINK?
Tré: I WAS SWARMMED BY AN ANGRY MOB!
Amber: Oh, yeah, sorry.
Billie: *getting frustrated* Let's go.
*they all run in the same direction and get to an area of restaurants*
Billie: Now what?
Tré: We each take a different building. We meet back here when we're done. No one leaves until we're all here. Understood?
*Amber and Billie nod*
Tré: Ok, I'll start on the left. Am, start on the right. Billie... start wherever you think's right.
Billie: Damnit Tré, I'll just start in the middle and work my way through after that.
*they all split up and start searching restaurants*
*In one restaurant*
Amber: Taylor? Taylor? *to a waitress* Have you seen Taylor?
Waitress: Who's Taylor?
Amber: She's a girl, and she's missing.
Waitress: Ok, that's not enough information.
Amber: TAYLOR?
?
*exits restaurant*
*in another restaurant*
Billie: TAYLOR?
Waitress: Do you need anything- OH MY GOD! YOU'RE BILLIE JOE!
Billie: Shit.
Waitress: Who's Taylor? Aren't you married?
Billie: TAYLOR?!?!?!
*Billie exits*
*After searching several restaurants, Tré may have found the right one.*
Tré: TAYLOR?
Taylor: Yeah dad?
Tré: *looks beside him to see Taylor* OH MY GOD! WHY DID YOU LEAVE?
Taylor: Well, the mob wasn't gonna let you out anytime soon.
Tré: You had me worried to death!
Taylor: And yet, you're still here. Aww, dad!
Tré: That's not funny-
Waitress: *interrupts* Are you... Tré Cool? From Green Day?
Taylor: Here we go again.
Waitress: And you must be Taylor.
Tré: How did you know? We haven't let that out yet.
Waitress: Follow me.
*Tré and Taylor follow the waitress, Taylor is carrying her food*
Waitress: You and your new family are all over the news. *turns on tv*
Tré: WHAT?
Waitress: Yeah, aparently some girl says she was on your bus and saw you, a girlfriend, and your daughter, and the guys of coarse.
Tré: SHIT!
Taylor: DAD!
Tré: Sorry. Ummm... we gotta go. Can we get something to put her food in?
Waitress: Yes. *goes to get something to put food in while Tré stares blank-faced at the tv*
Tré: This is not good.
Taylor: Where is everyone?
Tré: Billie and Am are outside waiting, and Mike is watching Joey and Jakob.
Taylor: We're gonna have to run arent we.
Tré: Most likely.
*waitress comes back and puts Taylor's food in a to-go package. Tré and Taylor meet Amber and Billie outside*
Tré: We don't have much time. We're on the news.
Billie: WHAT?!?!?!
Tré: I can't explain right now. We have to get back to the bus. NOW.
Billie: Taylor!
Taylor: What?
Billie: Get on my back, we'll get there faster.
Taylor: Hmmm... I can run... but... If I don't have to... Ok! *get's on Billie's back*
*Everyone gets to the bus out of breath, well, everyone's out of breath except for Taylor.*
Mike: Ha ha! What's wrong?
Taylor: We're on the news!
Billie: Mike, where are my kids?
Mike: Asleep.
Amber: THEY SLEEP FOR YOU?
Mike: I guess so... Me and Mr. Potato.
Amber: Oh God.
Tré: Turns on radio.
Radio: ...Canada. If you're just tuning in, we've been talking about the sudden rumor of the band Green Day, which is touring and is currently on the boarder of Canada entering the U.S. The rumor is that Tré Cool, the drummer of Green Day, has suddenly decided to marry and adopt a child. This is creating more and more mobs following their bus. The girlfriend and new daughter are rumored to be riding on their bus. All we could manage to get were first names-
*Tré turns off radio*
Billie: This is NOT good.
Amber: Really now. How did you figure that one out?
Taylor: We're dead.
Amber: Yep.
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